When you're speeding and get pulled over, there's not much you can do to avoid a ticket. You might as well say something funny to make the officer laugh. One classic excuse is, "Sorry officer, I got here as fast as I could."

　　當(dāng)你因?yàn)槌俦痪鞌r下時(shí)，無(wú)論你做什么都免不了吃罰單。你可能會(huì)說(shuō)點(diǎn)好笑的事情博警官一笑。最經(jīng)典的借口就是：“不好意思，警官，我是以最快的速度趕到這里的!”

　　Keep reading to check out more of the most hilarious and ridiculous speeding ticket excuses ever!

　　來(lái)看看史上最搞笑的超速借口吧!

　　Divorce 趕著去離婚

　　"I'm late to a divorce proceeding, and if you met my wife you'd know why I was in such a hurry."

　　“我趕著去辦理離婚手續(xù)，已經(jīng)遲到了，如果你見(jiàn)過(guò)我老婆，你肯定會(huì)明白我為什么這么著急了?！?到底是老婆太嚴(yán)厲，還是嫌棄老婆很久了就不得而知了。)

　　Back to the Past 穿越到古代

　　"I was trying to get up to 88 miles per hour so I could go back in time to 1957."

　　“我想飆到88英里每小時(shí)，這樣我就可以回到1957年了?！?大哥，您這光速是要到未來(lái)吧!)

　　Dad Knows Best 老爸最懂行了

　　"My dad told me that I wouldn't get pulled over as long as I didn't go more than 10 over the speed limit."

　　“老爸告訴我，如果我的車(chē)速不超過(guò)限速10英里每小時(shí)，警察就不會(huì)攔我?！?看來(lái)老爸也是個(gè)經(jīng)常超車(chē)的主。)

　　Pole Position 賽車(chē)手迷路了

　　"I don't know what happened. I was leading in the Indianapolis 500, but I think I must have taken a wrong turn!"

　　“我不知道發(fā)生了什么。我正在參加印第安納波利斯500汽車(chē)賽，我可能轉(zhuǎn)錯(cuò)彎了!”(還能再路癡點(diǎn)么?)

　　Officer Hottie 搭訕美女警察

　　"I thought you were cute, and this was the easiest way I could figure out how to ask you out on a date."

　　“我覺(jué)得你很可愛(ài)，想跟你約會(huì)，這是我能想到的最簡(jiǎn)單的搭訕?lè)绞搅??！?跟警花搭訕是要付出代價(jià)滴!)

　　Need for Speed 需要測(cè)試汽車(chē)到底能跑多快

　　"I just bought this car and I wanted to test how fast it could go."

　　“我剛買(mǎi)了車(chē)，想知道它到底能跑多快?！?此測(cè)試危險(xiǎn)系數(shù)太高，切勿模仿啊!)

　　Sugary Mess 冰淇淋快化啦

　　"I'm sorry officer, but I just bought ice cream and I didn't want it to melt!"

　　“不好意思，景警察先生，我剛買(mǎi)了個(gè)冰激凌，我可不想讓它化掉!”(冰激凌有罰單貴么???)

　　Air Dry 兜風(fēng)晾車(chē)

　　"The dryer at the car wash was broken, so I was just trying to blow-dry the car manually."

　　洗車(chē)店的干燥機(jī)壞了，所以我在讓風(fēng)把車(chē)吹干。(您這晾車(chē)方式真環(huán)保，真高級(jí)!)

　　Blind Spot 沒(méi)戴眼鏡看不到速度表

　　"I'm sorry for speeding, but without my glasses I can't hardly see the speedometer."

　　“超速不是我本意，沒(méi)戴眼鏡，我都看不清速度表?！?太危險(xiǎn)了，話說(shuō)有專(zhuān)門(mén)針對(duì)不戴眼鏡開(kāi)車(chē)的罰單嗎?)

　　Drag Race 我以為你在跟我賽車(chē)

　　"Sorry officer, I thought you wanted to race!"

　　“不好意思，警官，我以為你想跟我賽車(chē)!”(天雷滾滾，不過(guò)一般警官的車(chē)技都不太好呀~)